Wednesday, March 5, 2008

The Answer!!

A few days ago I wrote a blog concerning "Why do men lose their butts". So far I haven't received a satisfactory answer. A few people responded, but offered lame explanations about the human anatomy or they didn't have that problem.

Tonight, as I was walking down the hall, my wife told me to pull up my britches. I don't know why, but it was like a bolt of lightning, I knew the answer.

As most of you know, men work their butts off most of their lives. When they retire, guess what, it is gone. Enough said!

For the men who haven't had this anomaly happen to them, you know what they have or haven't done all of their lives.

As far as the women go, draw your own conclusions.

God I'm good!!!!!!!

14 comments:

DFCox said...

Your self esteem (ego) should be swollen enough to hold up anything. LOL

Gary White said...

SO, what is the answer? I thought the question was how to hold up your britches, not what caused you to lose your butt.

Phil Foust said...

Goodness Richard, has it come to the point of being so frustrated at losing your butt that you are telling God that you are good?

From what I've been told by religious folks; he already knows if you are good and if you aren't ... well, he'll just ignore you, (for the time being).

Nancy Goode Schmid said...

Dick, I think you must have given up drinking milk shakes and that is probably causing the lack. Remember all the ones you had in high school. I think you and Jack Foster were two of our best customers.

Gary White said...

Sorry, Nancy, but my experience is that milkshakes add to the girth but not to the butt. Nice try, tho.

Dick Williams said...

There are no butts about it, this topic has reached the end.

Nancy,I would love to have one of your delicious milkshakes again, but right now we are in the midst of our five year diet. Maybe next year.

Gary White said...

And, Nancy, you may have thought that Dick and Jack were there for milkshakes, but it was your sweet face they were really enjoying!

wayne woodruff said...

Dick, obviously all of us have no clue as to why your/our male butts disappear. Solution: how about liposuction on our bellies and transfer it to your butt??

Gary White said...

Great idea, Wayne, a fat transplant!

Gary White said...

I'm sure that many of us would be willing donors!

Nancy Goode Schmid said...

Dick, I discussed your problem with some friends and one guy said his butt was gone because his wife chewed it off. Another said you could buy a butt implant prosthesis at Victorias Secret.

wayne woodruff said...

Nancy, was the "one guy" your husband Walt.??

Gary White said...

Contrary to Dick's diagnosis and Nancy's friend's explanation, I think we may have lost our butts through spending too much time sitting on them. It might be just a matter of compression.

wayne woodruff said...

Mr. Administrator, these in-depth articles should be in the "Scientific American". So much knowledge and so many unprovable theories.